The Swinging Life.

by wolverine on February 9, 2012

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David Mitchell’s Soapbox Series 1 & 2 DVD available now @ amzn.to David Mitchell’s Soapbox and more @ ‪www.channelflip.com In this weeks episode, David shares his views about hauliers. Or, to be more specific, people who drive those bloody huge lorries that pollute the environment with their foul stench and noxious fumes. As ever, you can be sure that our man doesnt hold back and we can only hope that members of the Eddie Stobart fanclub (yes, there is one) have a sense of humour. Check out the show to check out why and, as ever, do subscribe to the show over at YouTube.
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CurlyCrew12 February 9, 2012 at 10:02 am

@chaneljarrett That end ‘i could care less’ was a joke.
Purposefully using it after his rant.

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chaneljarrett February 9, 2012 at 10:40 am

I am so lost with the ‘couldn’t’ and ‘could’ care less.. if he is saying to stop saying ‘you could care less’ because it makes no sense and say ‘couldn’t care less’ then why did he say ‘i could care less’ at the end? I am confused.

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ODaemienE February 9, 2012 at 10:41 am

I spell colour, well, like that, and have taken to adopt many English pronunciations for things like schedule (sh), zed (for z), and zebra (just like the z thing) simply because that’s how the fucking lanuage was built. It sometimes sounds a little strange in an American accent (thank god I’m not from Alabama), and people have told me it sounds pretentious but, as a Brit I know is fond of saying, “Whose bloddy language is it, anyway?”

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TheScydeFX February 9, 2012 at 11:27 am

I came here, watched the video, enjoyed it, and then left… Not once looking at the comments, knowing exactly what I would see.

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SuperHairyBiscuit February 9, 2012 at 11:44 am

I have a nightmare where this ubiquitous non-entity presents a comedy panel show with team captain David Mitchell and his guests David Mitchell and David Mitchell and Team captain David Mitchell and guests David Mitchell and David Mitchell.

Truly TV for the living room of Hades.

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SuperHairyBiscuit February 9, 2012 at 12:22 pm

Only the existence of Noel Fielding prevents this useless blob of flesh from being the least funny person on planet earth. With his young-fogey persona, young conservative wardrobe and hectoring delivery – used to mask a total lack of comic inspiration, he appears on EVERY SINGLE COMEDY PANEL SHOW seemingly every week.

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TychoCelchu February 9, 2012 at 12:34 pm

@MrDragon1968 For future reference, both babies and puppies make excellent sacrifices. The also offer a great alternative to turkey at xmas.

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MrDragon1968 February 9, 2012 at 1:27 pm

@TychoCelchu It’s called the Youtube limit of characters- I ran out of & had to make a sacrifice.

Big up love to the internet spelling Police though ;-)

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TychoCelchu February 9, 2012 at 1:40 pm

@MrDragon1968 Tut tut. You’re not your.

(Wags finger disapprovingly)

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DevastatingDave February 9, 2012 at 2:12 pm

Well done David Mitchell…I often COULDN’T CARE LESS about his other material like Peep Show and whatnot, but this is spot on and took the words out of my mouth.

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TheOrangeFondler February 9, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Bloody colonials

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xJairus February 9, 2012 at 2:43 pm

I will continue to say ‘erb’ because that’s how I fucking say it.

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Slipknot808 February 9, 2012 at 3:25 pm

@MrDragon1968 I meant that as an umbrella term for the language’s country of origin.

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MrDragon1968 February 9, 2012 at 4:20 pm

@Slipknot808 And you’ve insulted me back twice. Happy now Sweetie. You’ve also drawn me into the thing that I thought was ridiculous in the first place- people getting upset over the way other people pronounce things. There are more important things in life to worry about. I think by ‘proper English’ you mean RP, which not all Brits use. Even people over here pronounce things differently depending on the region.

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Slipknot808 February 9, 2012 at 4:42 pm

@MrDragon1968 You called me twatboy first, asshole.

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MrDragon1968 February 9, 2012 at 5:19 pm

@Slipknot808 Pffff! You told me to ‘go fuck myself’- I simply noted I already partook in said activity with another: who’s very attractive btw :-)

Your grasping at straws Bro. Tomato isn’t really pronounced the ultra ‘posh’ Old Skool English RP way either. That’s something from the 1950′s. However, it’s irrelevant to my point- which was really just a light hearted joke. Words beginning with ‘h’ don’t usually drop it in pronunciation- hence why it sounds weird. Unless your a Frog.

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Myzelfa February 9, 2012 at 5:46 pm

I want to say I’m an American and I absolutely agree with everything David said.

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TheBeeHum February 9, 2012 at 6:19 pm

How strange, I’m an American and I have always said I couldn’t care less. I’ll listen more carefully to others, because I’m not sure how accurate David’s statement is. Hmm, maybe it’s a midwestern thing.

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shadowofdread February 9, 2012 at 6:38 pm

OMG, so true. I always keep telling my American friends to stop saying ‘could care less.’ It makes no sense at all.

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Slipknot808 February 9, 2012 at 6:48 pm

@MrDragon1968 Congratulations on fucking your girlfriend. It’s not relevant to the conversation, but congratulations nonetheless.

I get that it sounds weird when Brits hear it – just like it sounds weird to us when you pronounce the word Tomato as ‘To-mah-to”,

English is one of the strangest languages in the world. Besides I consider myself to be speaking ‘American English’ as opposed to ‘Proper English’.

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